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Jason Huffman

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Shoutout to Apple for genius Genius Bar translation.


Feel like “has patience when booking hotels and flights” is a great thing to put in a bio.


Wakes up at 7am, still late to work at 9am. I got other things to do.


Looked at my watch sitting on the counter and said “I don’t have time for that.” It was funny at the time (ha), but not really, cause now I wish I grabbed it.


Ever think you’re investing your time in the wrong things?


I like sitting on countertops and drinking coffee.


Deleting photos from an old camera before donating it is satisfying.


So they bring a heart to burn in the fires of Mount Doom. Got it


After countless years of shaming, I’ve finally watched an Indiana Jones movie. Not sure why/how I didn’t watch this growing up. Seems, uh, important.


Fear that Lyft will have an automatic “hand-off” feature. You enter the car and it immediately starts playing what you’re listening to.


With great legroom comes great responsibility


Don’t fear what hasn’t happened


Gotta make waves to make progress


Hypothetical Scenario: You’re at a urinal and the guy next to you is clearly passing a kidney stone.


Greatness comes from trying - and keeping good people around you while doing so.


Finding that it’s the quality of sleep, not the number of hours, that matters.


Think less, feel more.


I can’t tell you the number of times SkyFlakes has saved me. Always there in good times and in bad lol.


SkyFlakes saltine crackers and coffee is all you need.


Shopping for scents of any kind stresses me out. *blinks twice* Hello indecision.


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