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Tyler DiBartolo

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When ur date asks what you do for fun

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me, sitting in the kitchen, wondering why my laptop is freaking out typing spaces and I can’t get it to stop my cat, vibe coding in the other room


‘capabilities as "tools" with semantic descriptions. …what the tool does, the meaning of each parameter, expected outputs, and constraints and limitations’ so swagger?!

The Model Context Protocol (MCP) is not just "another API lookalike." If you think, "Bro, these two ideas are the same," it means you still don't get it. Let's start with a traditional API: An API exposes its functionality using a set of fixed and predefined endpoints. For…



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RVBBIT - Dynamic Datascapes - v0.1.0 alpha 🐇 Labor of love that has taken far more time & toll than I had ever anticipated. In some ways it's a culmination of my entire career as an artist & 'data person'. If you're seeing this, no matter if you love it or hate it - thank you.…


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𝕏 allows adult content now! So here's an implementation of Functor, Applicative and Monad abstractions in OCaml using Higher-Kinded types, first-class modules and module functors.

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So here's an implementation of Functor, Applicative and Monad abstractions in OCaml using Higher-Kinded types, first-class modules and module functors.

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a summary of recent web dev discourse

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Stephen Wolfram says that AI cannot predict future system behaviours because many systems perform complex computations that exceed AI's capabilities.


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Code is largely worthless, more of a liability than an asset. Problem-solving is where the value is.


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One thing the 'ai wont replace programming-because natural language is inexact' people forget, is that we as programmers also deal with inexact specs, we are the natural-language-'api' for the business/product people. It is 'us' AI is replacing, not programming. Programmers.


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>let's adjust this user story >could you please scope this epic >hey let's write the acceptance criteria >can u take the lead on this feature >check jira please >did u write the confluence page for the specs?

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>could you please scope this epic
>hey let's write the acceptance criteria
>can u take the lead on this feature
>check jira please
>did u write the confluence page for the specs?

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url as state is a lost art at this point


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I learned a lot about the heart over the last 2 weeks, and discovered an amazing similarity between our heart and distributed computer systems. Let me show you how our heart deals with the CAP theorem. Here's my story: Starting in August, I increased my exercise volume to try…

dvassallo's tweet image. I learned a lot about the heart over the last 2 weeks, and discovered an amazing similarity between our heart and distributed computer systems. Let me show you how our heart deals with the CAP theorem.

Here's my story:

Starting in August, I increased my exercise volume to try…
dvassallo's tweet image. I learned a lot about the heart over the last 2 weeks, and discovered an amazing similarity between our heart and distributed computer systems. Let me show you how our heart deals with the CAP theorem.

Here's my story:

Starting in August, I increased my exercise volume to try…
dvassallo's tweet image. I learned a lot about the heart over the last 2 weeks, and discovered an amazing similarity between our heart and distributed computer systems. Let me show you how our heart deals with the CAP theorem.

Here's my story:

Starting in August, I increased my exercise volume to try…
dvassallo's tweet image. I learned a lot about the heart over the last 2 weeks, and discovered an amazing similarity between our heart and distributed computer systems. Let me show you how our heart deals with the CAP theorem.

Here's my story:

Starting in August, I increased my exercise volume to try…

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"recognize that [new machines are] faster and that, hence, time does not matter so much any more [and] it becomes more realistic to invest some of the machine's speed in other things than sheer production, such as programming comfort, elegance, and reliability." Dijkstra, 1962


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The KLM app is an example of what happens when a corporate becomes a “not my problem” kind of company, devs focused on their assigned task, nothing more. This is the screen I get when I hit log in in the native app. It’s an unhandled 403 HTML page (??). Such poor craftsmanship.

GergelyOrosz's tweet image. The KLM app is an example of what happens when a corporate becomes a “not my problem” kind of company, devs focused on their assigned task, nothing more.

This is the screen I get when I hit log in in the native app. It’s an unhandled 403 HTML page (??).

Such poor craftsmanship.
GergelyOrosz's tweet image. The KLM app is an example of what happens when a corporate becomes a “not my problem” kind of company, devs focused on their assigned task, nothing more.

This is the screen I get when I hit log in in the native app. It’s an unhandled 403 HTML page (??).

Such poor craftsmanship.

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Word is out: Microsoft is plunging ahead on nuclear energy. They want a fleet of reactors powering new data centers. And now they're hiring people from the traditional nuclear industry to get it done. Why? Lack of stable long-term power, whether clean or dirty, is constraining…

energybants's tweet image. Word is out: Microsoft is plunging ahead on nuclear energy.

They want a fleet of reactors powering new data centers. And now they're hiring people from the traditional nuclear industry to get it done.

Why?

Lack of stable long-term power, whether clean or dirty, is constraining…

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