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all these med student jokes about the terribleness of the brachial plexus made me think that it’s the worst of them? but NO???? the plexuses? Plexi? Just get worse?????
you know med students are absurd when multiple people in my class have remarked that I’m super chill and have a calming effect (I literally won “stress case” as my high school superlative in Palo Alto 😭)
signs that you’re down really bad: - you start a gratitude journal. - you sign up for a marathon. - you join a singles dating run club. - you decide to get a master’s degree in data science. - you decide to go to law school (really bad). - you sign up for an mba program. - you…
okay but actually why is everyone saying the r word now? like I thought we collectively as a society moved past that in like 2002
med school professors love to say “as you already know” and then proceed to mention a fifteen syllable word that you have never heard before in your entire life
Back on twitter after two years because two months of med school has officially rotted my brain enough into being funny again 💕
Idk who needs to hear this but just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t learn to swim, take dance classes, start gymnastics, learn a new language, etc. like I know it’s obvious but sometimes we need the reminder.
currently not loving the Dani that decided pregaming the gym with tots and a mimosa was a good idea 🥲👍
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