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I’m 36 years old and the greatest compliment people have told me is “You’re going to be a great Dad one day”.
Drinking alcohol while trying to get results in the gym is like trying to empty a pool with a spoon. You’ll eventually empty it, but it will take you a long time.
It blows my mind that not every American thinks Trump is a disgusting scumbag of a human. It literally blows my mind. The man is rot. Pure evil rot.
With alcohol, it comes with consequences. Women: Stop blaming him for his weak ass strokes after the club. Alcohol drains energy, so he ain’t finna perform well Men: Stop blaming her for her cookie being dry. Alcohol dehydrates the body, so of course it’s not going to be wet
“You’re boring now Arty” - Nah, I just got other priorities now. Papas & Beer (25 times) Coko Bongo (175 times) Cats (152 times) I done been partying. Shit got old & repetitive and BORING.
Alcohol might allow us to temporarily lose ourselves. But sobriety allows us to permanently find ourselves.
It’s a scam, all of em.
All insurance is bullshit lol
The alcohol finna make you delusional. Ladies: Stop saying “I have some good cookie” because you don’t. Chances are, it’s dehydrated like a dessert. Fellas: Stop saying “These strokes finna make you crazy” because they’re not. Chances are, you don’t have energy in the bed.
Take care of your relationship wether it’s bf/gf or you’re married because alcohol is in the top 3 reasons why people divorce. Alcohol > infidelity > divorce/break-up
Drinking alcohol will make you have. • Dry hair • No energy for being “In the mood” • A less bank account balance • Bad relationships • Hella eye bags
Back in high school 2004-2008 we used to be able to get a cookie, chips, chicken sandwich and drink for 5 dollars !
gym progress is so slow you think nothing is happening, then one shirt fits different
His friend bought him flowers for being strong after losing his mother 🕊️📷
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