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It Just Doesn't Work

@justdoesntwork

I used to be an Apple fanboy. Then I started paying attention.

Back from hiatus! Let's see what I've missed: iPad Pros without accessories, freezing iPad Pros, global Mac App Store permission issues.


LAG. If I type quickly in the URL bar, it takes about a second for Safari to catch up with me. Chrome is fine. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/132854212…


Trying to share a document via Pages is infuriatingly slow. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/132495739…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. Trying to share a document via Pages is infuriatingly slow. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/132495739…

Erased all cookies, cache, and history, but Safari continues to freeze sporadically when typing in the URL bar. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/132022166…


Trying to add a calendar location from iMessage does absolutely nothing. Just keeps whatever you've typed a... vine.co/v/eYOZQddM1aD


Safari in El Capitan is an unstable wreck. It's still freezing about half the time I try to type in a URL. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131774986…


Update: about 10 times a day, Safari freezes when I type in the URL bar. Like-new Mac, fresh install of El Capitan. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131320031…


As it turns out, multiple Apple services are currently down. See list for current status. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131202181…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. As it turns out, multiple Apple services are currently down. See list for current status. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131202181…

Looks like the iTunes Store is just plain down. It just works–until it doesn't. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131201842…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. Looks like the iTunes Store is just plain down. 

It just works–until it doesn't. 

itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131201842…

Oh, and my Internet connection is great.


Can’t connect to iTunes store on Apple TV. So much for watching the shows that I paid for. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131201239…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. Can’t connect to iTunes store on Apple TV. So much for watching the shows that I paid for. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131201239…

My phone says I have app updates, but they appear as already installed and won't update. Yay! itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131104718…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. My phone says I have app updates, but they appear as already installed and won't update. Yay! itjustdoesntwork.com/post/131104718…

App wouldn't load. Now I can't delete it. vine.co/v/e0hegaJAJ9q


Just tried opening a photo my dad sent me. Did not succeed. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130655255…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. Just tried opening a photo my dad sent me. Did not succeed. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130655255…

For no reason whatsoever, Apple is unable to upload 61 of my photos to iCloud. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130648698…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. For no reason whatsoever, Apple is unable to upload 61 of my photos to iCloud. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130648698…

Apple refuses to let me leave a review. "Verification Failed." itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130640703…

justdoesntwork's tweet image. Apple refuses to let me leave a review. "Verification Failed." itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130640703…

After crashing for the billionth time, Safari thinks Product Hunt is Wells Fargo. itjustdoesntwork.com/post/130637498…


Oh, and I should also state for the record that I'm extremely tech-savvy. These bugs aren't the product of my own idiocy. They're just bugs.


In case this needs repeating, I am not trying to produce these bugs. This is a normal log of the issues I encounter on a daily basis.


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