Jason Walker Comedy
@jwalkercomedy
I murder every room I'm in because I am deaf. (death). don't @ me cause you're already muted. Follow me for deaf jokes.
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Purposefully picking wrong on bicycle captchas so more cyclists are hit and killed by Tesla cars
I'm mentally ill but in the two synonyms for cool sense
Everyone on this app seems extraordinarily chill and fun. Good vibes all around.
"what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal?"
when I'm having a 5 minute coughing fit after a hit and someone asks me if I'm alright
I do not have cancer. My lungs contain precisely 0 smoking damage. In fact, I have an 8L lung capacity and the vital signs of an Olympic athlete There is nothing but a scar on my lung from an old battle. True warriors are scarred both inside and out.
Mitochondria be like
I am in a cell. I have extremely limited freedom of action. Every single day, I do 500 squats. 500 push-ups. Practice my tiger paw technique. Walk 10km. Write and complete lessons for the students inside The Real World. Read and respond to 100s of letters.
Turns out "Guess." Is the worst possible response to "What are you self conscious about?"
Going to break the world record for most Amber Leaf smoked in one sitting. Let's #makesmokinghistory
if your surname is 'Blunt' your mission in life is to become a Pastor.
bootlegging valid metro daysavers i find for cigarettes, 1 tab per travel zone
the existence of the surname Simpson implies that a simp can eventually get laid
my dealer better not use this as an excuse for a day off
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