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We toast, with bitter dregs, to our emptiness. #Single #Linger

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Just got a guitar why is it gently weeping ?????????????????


We think we deserve a treat, don't we? Waiter, bring out the $10 wine!

Party for the next six months. Do we want the $6 wine or do we think we deserve a treat?



Nancy Pelosi RETIRED! @tstrbrgr, party tonight?


I got too busy celebrating the New York results but don't think I forgot that Denver approved banning vapes... Let's fucking go!


My red flag is that I'm more bothered by people insulting Homer Simpson than by people insulting my own dad


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My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.


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My Halloween plans:

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Happy Halloween! Don’t forget to share some treats with the Bert to your Ernie! 💛💚🎃

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[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”


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(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper


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❤️THANK YOU 60S MUSIC❤️ THE BEATLES TAUGHT ME TOXIC SITUATIONSHIPS THE MONKEES TAUGHT ME TO FALL OFF THE BEACH BOYS TAUGHT ME MENTAL BREAKDOWNS SIMON & GARFUNKEL ALSO TAUGHT ME TOXIC SITUATIONSHIPS THE MAMAS AND PAPAS TAUGHT ME WEATHER THE ROLLING STONES TAUGHT ME HORNINESS


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Our arts-and-crafts day didn't go exactly as planned.

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Girls watching Frankenstein: Hope it explores the brittle boundary between humanity and monstrosity in a world made by reason and rejection Boys watching Frankenstein: Hope it explores the brittle boundary between humanity and monstrosity in a world made by reason and rejection

girls watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows jacob elordi’s thingy 🙋🏼‍♀️ boys watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows that man is the true monster—thusly when he is playing god 🤔



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Helloooo, bleak and treacherous world!


Woke Terrance and Philip: We are Terrance and Philip


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It’s so embarrassing when you really relate to a character in a movie or book and then you look at the reviews and everyone’s like I couldn’t stand this obnoxious piece of shit



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Sometimes I wish I was Bruce Springsteen. That man's never seen an excel spreadsheet in his entire life


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