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kiran paul
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#1: Anyone want to charter a helicopter with me in Vegas?

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Hey Leon tesla can you fix distributed systems? You know what that even means? @elonmusk

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Jul 14, 2024

Djokovic wasn't playing at his prime but that wouldn't have changed the result. Can't win by just pushing the ball anymore. Alcaraz's tennis is perfect

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Can't even re-read dune at a cafe anymore without looking like a tool

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Oct 6, 2023

When there's no competent people left to do a refactor

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Oct 5, 2023

Too hot, please fix

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Oct 4, 2023

bRrRaAaAiIiInN...

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Sep 30, 2023

I've irritated an AI

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Sep 26, 2023

Is Elon just creating bots now? A lot of September eggs

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Sep 25, 2023

Restaurant review app but only people that know what they're talking about can leave reviews

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kiran paul
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Sep 18, 2023

T0:everybody must pay to use the service, only way to kill bots T1:coolmeme420 and his friends are allowed for free T2:brands are free if they pay for ads. T3:is free again but we will show free tier users ads T4:everybody gets served ads because ads are content Bots thriving

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iPhone folks can finally not carry their shit cable everywhere. Big day for all you frootloops

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