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James Keating

@keatingcomedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoaJR0MWb88&t=107s

Band broke because Mary robbed Peter to pay Paul.


I went to the wrong end of the queue at Subway and asked for a role reversal.


Fishing story so long I told him to cut to the catch.


I drink like a freshwater fish.


Stoked to be helping bring the lols to Ponsonby Social Club on Thur 28 September.

keatingcomedy's tweet image. Stoked to be helping bring the lols to Ponsonby Social Club on Thur 28 September.

Classic laughs: Wed 23 August, Fri 1st (10pm), Wed 20, Thurs 28 Sept

keatingcomedy's tweet image. Classic laughs: Wed 23 August, Fri 1st (10pm), Wed 20, Thurs 28 Sept

Deciduous leaves, evergreen stays.


I hand-rear puppets.


If writing is rewriting, then reading is rereading.


The secret to being productive is to work on the right thing - even if it's at a slow pace. James Clear As the Marines say: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.


Running is a miracle worker.


Corona keg delta blow at Omnicom work do.


A smile is the best makeup a girl could wear. Marilyn Monroe in the Romanian Army no one beneath the rank of Major is permitted to use lipstick. Evelyn Waugh


"If we endured a global flu pandemic, like the one in the early part of the twentieth century that killed millions of people across the world, how we view and process our personal potentials and possibilities would be deeply shaken." @SayersMark 2019


32 years ago I dropped out of skateboarding; now I'm dropping in keatingcomedy.blogspot.com/2021/11/48-sk8…


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