Engie (buildin' for RED)
@keepitfixed
Mechanically inclined texan. i build, i win, i repeat. mod: @gumixin
When two people start talkin' to me at the same time i short circuit, get it? eh?
Lucky fer me i got a hardhat to pretend i have hair!
It's important to chug yer coffee as fast as possible so the caffeine absorbs more quickly into yer blood.
Ya won't believe the thing i just created!
i think engie should install a bunch of spikes on the bottom of his boots and he can say theyre for better traction but really theyre so he can stomp tf out of people who piss him off. yeah his height is sooo funny Fifteen sharpened metal spikes in your foot how's that for funny.
zzzzz no....i told ya to not touch that..zzz darn thing zzzzzz zzzz spys sappin'....dispenser...zzzz
When the technological war begins n' i have to kill all mah 500 microwaves
Ain't been postin' much these days. Just remembered that time a blu sniper pranked me by droppin' his own piss in mah coffee…n' i didn't even notice 'til it was too late..ourgh
//noticed a pattern
I sure wouldn't recommend doin' that, buddy..
For all i know, i still sometimes end up dousin' mahself in gasoline when i'm fixin' stuff...
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