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Kelli Cornutt

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Thinking about writing a book called "How To Be a PW Even If You Don't Play the Piano"


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Unwritten rules for PWs: -Teach children's Sunday School ad infinitum -Be on demand to do whatever anyone else thinks you should


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Think I'll switch pews tomorrow; maybe get really bold and sit on the other side of the church--that will throw everyone off.


Feeling dismayed. If you have all the knowledge & intelligence, but no love or compassion, you have done nothing according to Gods word.


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Why?

“Clear-knee mom jeans combine every bad fad since dawn of denim” buff.ly/2molkzd

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I'm not sure why a toenail removal necessitates a visit from the pastor--does this suddenly increase spiritual needs?


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Sigh...some people just suck the life right out of you 😡


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Experimental therapy trains immune cells to hunt and kill blood cancers to.pbs.org/1MJk6G8


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