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This is Sadie. She consumes ice cream so aggressively she has to get hosed off afterwards. 12/10 totally worth it
I Remember when finding work was stressful, but not soul-crushing? Now, it's like this endless maze filled with trap doors. You tweak your resume 'til your eyes bleed, muster up enthusiasm for yet another Zoom interview... and it's either crickets or the dreaded "we went with
embrace it
a year-end/wrapped but it just shows how many california pizza kitchen frozen pizzas our household consumed this year
adderall isn’t enough. i need to like my job
vacation is not enough i need to run my brain through a car wash
Not to brag but this year I • increased my anxiety by 200% • decreased my productivity by 340% • increased my screen time by infinity
My name is in the email and my name is the email, so why are you spelling it wrong: a memoir
“We’re returning to the office because our culture is so important” The culture:
my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer
You know what, I’m gonna take the advice from those financial advisors and put my $600 in my retirement fund. It’s gonna get me through my 70s, 80s, 90s....AND today.
I’m starting to think that asking ONE person to be a Content creator Community manager Digital strategist Data analysist Graphic designer Videographer Writer Photographer Crisis communicator Ad buyer etc and calling them “social media manager” is a little much, don’t you agree?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s “sneak PEEK,” not “sneak peak.” Unless of course you’re talking about a sneaky mountain peak? Then by all means.
When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine:
I would die for Milly.
This is Milly. Every weekend she takes a trip in her sidecar to the river. People always point and smile which works great because she loves the attention. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
it’s impossible to overstate how incredibly fucking stupid america not only is as a country but as a concept
I know everyone is upset about the Starbucks cup and the water bottle in Game of Thrones, but they’re taking away women’s rights in Alabama. #seriously
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