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due to unfortunate circumstances im still a dumb bitch
Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:
Before I run back to the dance floor
well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
Me after skipping a class I was planning on skipping 72 hours before
I saw a girl on campus walking with her eyes closed & I asked if she was alright & she said she was taking a nap while walking to class
Beautiful thing about all this is that the universe removes people from your life and replaces them with better ones. Never trip.
My dad tried to give my mom water while she was drunk and she goes "um you're annoying" Me
Ya gotta date somebody who's your best friend, boozin buddy, and lovah all in one
I think your favorite album has a lot to do with where you were at in your life at the time you heard it
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
So beer was actually first brewed by women... sooo Saturday's are for the girls... actually
I think we should all fill your days with people who love us and want the best for us
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