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“At the end of the day I’d rather be excluded for who I include than included for who I exclude.” Rev. Eston Williams
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My favorite part about Halloween is adults in costumes running errands. Like the woman in a giraffe onesie buying toilet paper and the bloodied nurse picking up her prescription at Target this morning.
*Rocco hits Elle Elle: You’re mean and stupid! Me: Hey, say sorry for hitting & say sorry for using that word. Elle: Sorry your stupid Rocco.
May we see this another 2000 times.
Emotional scenes as migrant mother and son from Guatemala, who were separated crossing the U.S. border, are finally reunited at BWI Airport in Maryland after a month apart. abcn.ws/2yzgbid
I’m I have an app on my phone to identify types of plants on my morning walk years old.
*when he’s happy Fox: “I love you so much.” “You’re my best mama ever” “You’re so cute.” *when he’s slightly mad Fox: “I. NO. LOVE. YOU.”
*using voice activated search on YouTube kids. Rocco: the kids truck crash racing game that crashed and then falls in water and then the fire truck comes and then he gets pulled out of water and then he drives a motorcycle away. *video not found
*Two minutes into showering, excessive knocking on door. Fox: Hey Mama Kelly, it Fox Thomas Ray. Open.
Handwritten bumper sticker. Listen to A.M. Talk Radio Learn The TRUTH Seems legit.
*Bedtime with Rocco & Fox. Rocco and I singing songs together. Fox: No, off. Alexa, play Baby Beluga.
Fox is talking in sentences now. He can say, “Rocco did it. Elle did it. Vivi did it.”
*Tapping her spoon against her bowl. @vienneray: this is what I'm going to do when I need you to get me another snack.
M: Who's in your class. V: There's Lena, Penelope, Myla, [long pause] Rainy and Mousy. M: Rainy and Mousy?! V: yeah, they're the boys.
*starts to put a plate in the dishwasher @pmattray: oh, let me rinse that first. #manofmydreams
*12 hour road trip with @vienneray. Minute 5: how many more minutes will it take to get to North Carolina? Minute 7: I have to pee.
We taught the kids how to dial 911 during an emergency. So far Rocco has called twice. No emergency. Just checking to see if it works.
*bedtime, V finally in bed after getting up 10x* M: Good night, I love you. V: Could you not say the same thing over, like, "get in bed."
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