Kevin Youngstrom
@kevinyoungstrom
🚨DISCLAIMER🚨: tweets may not be funny & jokes may fall flat
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At the end of the day, sharing the gospel is one beggar telling another where he can find bread
If you gain the world and lose your soul, what is your real net worth?
Yo shout out to parents of millennials! We wanted to play at the park and run around. They were all like, “I got shit to do! To keep this house in order. But you go for it! Just be home by 5p to wash up for dinner”.
#billmurray on @joerogan was absolute gold!! Thank you for that gift!
"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to."
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.”
"The worst feeling in the world is knowing you've been used and lied to by someone you trusted."
How are the @Commanders about to beat the @Lions ? Doesn’t make a lick of sense
God is like Garth Brooks: he has friends in low places. I’m sorry I won’t be taking any further questions at this time.
Dolph Lundgren reveals he’s cancer-free following 9-year battle — after doctors gave him 2 years to live trib.al/hOh4LOc
You can have the world and you can have a soul. You just can’t have both.
Remember the movie Minority Report? It’s time for a remake, but instead of predicting crime it’s predicting canceling someone
The lady who cut my hair told me that neutered her own dog. Learned it from her from her grandad’s farm in Vietnam. I got mad respect 🫡
As Christians in the west, we love talking about “conformity into the image of Christ”. But what we can’t fathom is that even the glorified Christ bears the marks of suffering and crucifixion. We’d all prefer to surpass that… But there’s no other way. (Ie - no guts. No glory)
Wild Card on @espn with Peyton & Eli may be one of the more entertaining things I’ve seen in a while… in the funniest way possible
Umm…we need to talk about Blake Brandel’s GRIDDY (#64)… 🤔 What was that?! Haha!
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