Justin Keeley-Jonker
@keymo
Just like you, if you're a stay-at-home dad with ADHD that loves to say the word "sandwich"
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NEW: Giving the keynote address at a GIS conference last month, former high school geography teacher Tim Walz talked about some of his favorite maps minnesotareformer.com/2024/08/06/for…
I'm at a Wendy's right now and my order was IDed only as SIR. Nice.
I'm so proud of @bethanykj who has spent literally 25% of the time since Zelda Tears of the Kingdom was released playing it.
What'd I do to deserve this ad? How is that even a shoe? Let alone a $1200 shoe. Why does that shirt have holes? It COSTS $165.
My kid thinks I'm the worst because I'd rather she actually play video games than watch videos of other people playing them for a little bit.
Got a new driving cap. "Things are looking bright, but not too bright" says E. instagr.am/p/CsBkEggLTO7/
monotheistic deities don’t even let you build a tower to heaven anymore. due to wokeness
New National album dropping today means it's Sad Dad Christmas.
Mattie knocking em out of the park as usual. @Lubchansky thenib.com/potential-tuck…
I filed my taxes today but not before literally crashing the H&R Block software I was using. I guess my taxes were too taxing for it.
What a very weird way of saying "More than half of Americans say it's likely they'll buy an electric car as their next vehicle."
Woke up around 1 am to crazy noise outside... Turns out it was firefighters using a gas powered demo saw to get at this garage fire. Peep the time lapse, pretty sure a guy rode up on a bike, started a fire and left. (I reported it already) instagr.am/p/Cq5tQ95LZdy/
Me to my daughter and wife: Ok, get to the car, it's about to start raining! My daughter:
Cook County Elections switched from Sharpies (which bled through the ballots all the time) to PaperMate Flair exactly as I suggested to them after last election. I'm taking 100% credit, you're welcome.
Spring break cannot end soon enough. My daughter has become baby Colin Robinson.
This guy literally always looks like a bat shit crazy drunk uncle.
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