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Si Owens

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Some hitch a ride, some pay the toll I'm just the artist, I bare my soul... http://soundcloud.com/thenaughtycorn…

Rats aren't scary. They're beautiful, intelligent and friendly. Give them a home.

keysbasher's tweet image. Rats aren't scary. They're beautiful, intelligent and friendly. Give them a home.

#RLAshes If that's the gulf in quality between England & Australia, it's going to be an embarrassing series. Ruck, kick, chase, completion, execution... forget Australia, that was several levels below ourselves. Several players in that side not good enough and/or past their best


My tip for anyone attending #OasisLive25 at Manchester this weekend who are looking for a good spot but don't particularly wish to get involved with the madness and the airborne urine.... This spot we stood at on Wednesday. Great view, no trouble...

keysbasher's tweet image. My tip for anyone attending #OasisLive25 at Manchester this weekend who are looking for a good spot but don't particularly wish to get involved with the madness and the airborne urine.... This spot we stood at on Wednesday. Great view, no trouble...
keysbasher's tweet image. My tip for anyone attending #OasisLive25 at Manchester this weekend who are looking for a good spot but don't particularly wish to get involved with the madness and the airborne urine.... This spot we stood at on Wednesday. Great view, no trouble...

Tremendous night watching @bryanadams in Liverpool. Another brilliant performance. Been the Manchester and Liverpool shows on this tour, both absolutely top class.

keysbasher's tweet image. Tremendous night watching @bryanadams in Liverpool. Another brilliant performance. Been the Manchester and Liverpool shows on this tour, both absolutely top class.

I've been VERY disciplined today. The @eltonofficial and Brandi Carlile album dropped on YouTube last night but I've avoided it all day waiting for the vinyl to arrive. Totally worth the wait, terrific record. On first listen, The River Man is my favourite, great track.

keysbasher's tweet image. I've been VERY disciplined today. The @eltonofficial and Brandi Carlile album dropped on YouTube last night but I've avoided it all day waiting for the vinyl to arrive. Totally worth the wait, terrific record. On first listen, The River Man is my favourite, great track.

Well, I got all my favourites tonight.. Alibi, Dead In The Water, The One I Love, Plus & Minus... Entire performance by @DavidGray, his band, Talia Rae was brilliant in Manchester tonight.


Where the next eighteen months of boxing goes pear shaped is if Parker beats Dubois in February.


Thought Star Wars Acolyte was an average series, but the final episode was good, very exciting. #TheAcolyte


Tomorrow's hangover is going to be the most pointless hangover I've ever had. #ENGSPA


Can't believe how passive this England midfield is, Denmark are just walking through us #DENENG


Couldn't wait to finish work today & watch Dial of Destiny again on Disney+. Saw it 3 times at cinema & loved it. Think I enjoyed it more 2night, TV & surround sound, maybe coz it's Christmas & people of my age associate Christmas with classic movies & John Williams 🎼. @mang0ld


Fuming about the new Frasier series not having anything to do with Cheers. Set it literally anywhere but Boston if you're gonna do that.


I cannot accept that Cheers no longer exists in the new Frasier series. I am in mourning. Not even kidding. WTF.


I'm just planning what to do tonight, take my time, weighing up all the options and giving careful consideration.... Yup, have decided, I'm going to get fucking arseholed.


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There is literally no good reason a TV should be mounted on a wall so you have to look up at it, when it could be put on a stand at eye level.


This was classic....

'I don't care what your understanding is - I deal in the facts!' James O'Brien educates caller who falsely claims refugees will be able to return to Britain if their asylum applications are approved in Rwanda. @mrjamesob



Nicely surmised!

Congratulations you tiny-handed ferret-wearing Cheeto-faced facist-inciting insurrectionist shit-gibbon - you just became the MOST impeached president in US history. Twice. TWICE! The stench of this will follow you and your vile crime family forever. Hurrah! Now fuck right off.

KermodeMovie's tweet image. Congratulations you tiny-handed ferret-wearing Cheeto-faced facist-inciting insurrectionist shit-gibbon - you just became the MOST impeached president in US history. Twice. TWICE! The stench of this will follow you and your vile crime family forever. Hurrah! 
Now fuck right off.


Please, everybody, while your enjoying your Christmas dinner and your presents today, please take a moment to spare a thought for our poor, unfortunate monarch who is having to spend her Christmas at her second preference of castles. Stay strong, Queenie.


One of my favouritememories, @VictorTait. 1989, Runcorn.

keysbasher's tweet image. One of my favouritememories, @VictorTait. 1989, Runcorn.

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