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every time i try to send @MaddieKirchner a funny tweet:

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paper towels are better at being napkins than napkins are


New ick unlocked (on myself): When I clickity clack my shoes together to knock the snow off before getting in the car


Severance was designed in a lab to win the Emmy, and they just lost to the hospital drama lol


we're back

limu emu, mayhem, dr pepper fansville... college football season is back, and we're in good hands



Can I use AI to filter my Twitter feed into tweets I actually want to see?


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i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained


I'm confident we're 2 seasons away from Love is Blind running an AI voice bot as one of its contestants


survivor challenges are sorta like the taco bell menu


"Imagine being married to that person (Pat McAfee)" - @MaddieKirchner


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Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

superkeara's tweet image. Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

s4 here we come...

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We’re buzzing. The HBO Original Series #INDUSTRY is returning for Season 4 on Max.



how fitting for the emmy's to air on the same night as the episode of industry that will win the emmy next year


limu emu, mayhem, dr pepper fansville... college football season is back, and we're in good hands


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i love talking about movies…i love saying “i haven’t seen that one…but it’s on my list”


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