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Did you know that babies are 100% biodegradable? Like for instance hypothetically if you threw one out the window of your car it would still be considered murder but not littering.


Did you know @brasNthings sells bras and... get this... Things


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Not to be rude but... 𝓮𝔀... 𝕪𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕖, I don’t like that


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God is good


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In the whip bumping a loop of logic saying who can relate


People who say laughter is the best medicine obviously haven't tried morphine


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STAY IN SCHOOL DONT DO DRUGS ESSKEETIT


What is a “nude”? Someone dm me and educate me. I’m a visual learner btw.


Two things are certain in life: death and taxes. I plan to avoid both


I think if cannibalism were legal I'd probably give it a shot. Just putting it out there.


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Wet things make other things wet and dry things do nothing.


If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.


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"Are you as hard as I am right now you kinky Nazi fuck?"

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If I'm sick of being sick does that make me more sick?


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