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Kristen

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Here to read clever things other people say & to see why my subway is delayed.

I entered the free Shakespeare in the Park Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/2901…


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a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:


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this is the twilight summer for my A/C unit. it’s not so much cooling my bedroom as it is telling me about the previous places it has cooled. i just lay here quietly and listen. respect your elders.


I unlocked $25 Rush tickets for Macbeth at @classicstage on @TodayTix! Unlock here: todaytix.com/x/nyc/shows/18… #TodayTixRush


I entered the Lottery for #ShakespeareinthePark on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: go.todaytix.com/SITP_Lottery_2…


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Get Him To Notice You By Being A Small Clump Of Cells In A Uterus: ow.ly/JCma50udOm9

Reductress's tweet image. Get Him To Notice You By Being A Small Clump Of Cells In A Uterus: ow.ly/JCma50udOm9

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Today is the 26th #WorldPressFreedomDay. We remember that at least 1,340 journalists have been killed for their work worldwide since 1992. And hundreds of journalists are jailed across the world simply for doing their job. #WPFD2019 #PressFreedom


Me again. I unlocked $20 Rush tickets for "Grief is the Thing with Feathers" at @stannswarehouse on @TodayTix! Tap here: go.todaytix.com/GriefRush #TodayTixRush #SAWGrief


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why were cow boys invented? because they’re idiots


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good morning to everyone but especially the woman in the crosswalk on my way to work who didn’t like that someone honked at her to hurry so she stopped and did a couple jumping jacks


I just entered to win tickets to see Amy Sedaris & Paul Dinello at @92Y from @QEDAstoria! #QED92Y rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/b…?


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This product description went from normal to the only thing I'm going to think about all week very quickly

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Merman_Melville's tweet image. This product description went from normal to the only thing I'm going to think about all week very quickly

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It appears that Australia now has a Hot Duck of its own, but theirs is a Goth Duck that lives in a sewage pond nym.ag/2FzVG72


I entered to win 2 tickets to @QEDAstoria Presents... @JewdyGold on 2/8/19! #QEDYGOLD rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/b…?


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