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Kaley

@kporta4

nurse | bike rider | coffee lover | they/them

Does protein powder even dissolve or?


My gender is: a woman yelling “hey, big guy!” at me as I ride by on my bike. #nonbinary #genderreveal


I love too-pure-for-this-world dog twitter 😍

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“You got a haircut!” is not a compliment. So.


This is so important.

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The people marketing for @KillingEve know JUST what I want. #KillingEveS2


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Queer problem solving 101 -shave head -dye hair -undercut -get a plant -learn to embroider -make out w your friends -banana bread -collage


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*Me on a first date* My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it "If we converted two lanes of every four-lane Chicago street to bus rapid transit, everyone would get around more safely and efficiently."


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I just saw Bohemian Rhapsody and learned you contract AIDS from lingering eye contact with unnamed male extras.


Doctor Martens 💯

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PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE A FAT GLOW UP, SHOW IT OFF

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Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius: (Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)

TheRealDratch's tweet image. Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius:
(Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)

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yesterday a friend said, “there’s nothing more femme than trying to convince someone how butch you are” and i felt so personally attacked i stopped breathing


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Amber had time.

Les_The_Great's tweet image. Amber had time.

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the kids are better than us

ashleyfeinberg's tweet image. the kids are better than us
ashleyfeinberg's tweet image. the kids are better than us
ashleyfeinberg's tweet image. the kids are better than us
ashleyfeinberg's tweet image. the kids are better than us

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Ruby Bridges is still alive and only 63 years old. This was not long along. Many of the people who endured cruelty and humiliation and faced down racism are still with us and have important stories for us to hear and digest. #BlackHistoryMonth

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Almost thirty. Almost flirty. Almost thriving. 💯


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If I handed in a 500 page script with notes scribbled on every page it would take someone 3 weeks to even read. The tax bill that will affect all of us for the rest of our lives was exactly that and approved in one hour at 2:00 a.m. Shame on you who represent us.


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