kylecompute's profile picture. one step at a time

kyle (having fun)

@kylecompute

one step at a time

Wayyyy ahead of you

text your ex. do it now. this is literally the sign you've been waiting for. they're waiting for you to text them right now. they still love you. text your ex right now



Goodbye Houston. You evil horrible city California my beloved I'm on my way

kylecompute's tweet image. Goodbye Houston. You evil horrible city

California my beloved I'm on my way

"Are you in your----" I ask as a sniper blows a 10cm hole in my chest mere moments after I start to ask this question to my ex girlfriend

in my luteal phase



*clever ad hominem about the visual appearance of people who don't use python*

kylecompute's tweet image. *clever ad hominem about the visual appearance of people who don't use python*

i instantly doubt a software engineer if they write python



Hi I'm Kyle I like making money and my ex Only looking for hustlers who use nvim I am 6'2"

kylecompute's tweet image. Hi I'm Kyle

I like making money and my ex

Only looking for hustlers who use nvim

I am 6'2"

hi i’m thomas! im 100% white, moving from sf to nyc lookin for more friends in the tech/vc community :) a lil about my background: > im 6’9” > i love communities > I identify as a hot girl on X lets do fun techy things in nyc 😜

thomasschulzz's tweet image. hi i’m thomas! im 100% white, moving from sf to nyc lookin for more friends in the tech/vc community :) 

a lil about my background:
> im 6’9” 
> i love communities
> I identify as a hot girl on X

lets do fun techy things in nyc 😜


This isn't about work (up more huge on that) The love of my life texted me back

kylecompute's tweet image. This isn't about work (up more huge on that)

The love of my life texted me back

Not going to elaborate but we are so immensely up



Not going to elaborate but we are so immensely up


I think the only company I would work at other than my own is spacex


There is a 55 year old Indian man watching AI generated Instagram reels with vine boom sound effects diagonal to me on the plane Oh my god what have we done


I'm gonna go bananas There is an owl outside my window and it has not shut up for two hours Ruining my vibe


kyle (having fun) 已轉發

🗣GOING INTO SPACE! MATHETICS! QUANTUM MECHANICS! THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!


Approaching AGI everybody

kylecompute's tweet image. Approaching AGI everybody

Brb going to clobber my friend who works at AWS for how annoying it is to setup security groups and VPCs (it was a skill issue)


There's no way they thought that this was going to end well. Half of TPOT is unemployed she's like the enemy to unite all nations

kylecompute's tweet image. There's no way they thought that this was going to end well. Half of TPOT is unemployed she's like the enemy to unite all nations

Billion dollar company in <2 years


United States 趨勢

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