All i want to do is talk to them, that's what makes my life worth living... screw everything else. #love #relationship
Anybody else ever look at a building and think "That would be such a great place to stay if we had a Zombie Apocalypse"
so... i don't know about you, but the first thing im looting in the #ZombieApocalypse is every bag of #coffee #Walmart! #caffeinejunkie
my mom just busted into the house yelling "BISHOP!!!!" im like "YEAH MOM? ARE YOU OK?" then she's like "IM FINE SWEETY, ARE YOU HOME?" #wtf
Holy moly you can be such a troll when you are a ghost in Don't Starve
What if Amazon is making delivery drones so they can dump Fire Phones in random places and hope someone will use it
"I'm not infected any more, okay? I never was." Overheard in a restaurant: the zombie apocalypse turns soap opera.
"He covered his ears. 'Run! It's a Screecher dragon!' The scaly screeching Screecher screeched, screeching scary, screechy screeches."
Don't Starve Together #10: Robots Can't Die: youtu.be/HGQFl31h92s?a via @YouTube
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Things you should ask on a 1st date: 1. Are you a feminist? 2. In what way will you be useful in the impending zombie apocalypse?
Gay marriage is headed to the SUPREME COURT. Lets get ready to rumble. Raise your voices, share your stories. You deserve justice. #equality
Happy birthday @pitbull ❤️ I hope it's a good one. May Diosito bless you with many many more. See you soon
ME: Well at least somebody's taking my Zombie Apocalypse theory seriously. *glares at wife*
Man, you know what I really REALLY want to happen? Zombie apocalypse. Then people are gonna get sick of it and stop making games about it
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