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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
"teenage years are the best years of your life" you mean it gets worse
You say "tall redhead". I say "gingeraffe". They're basically the same thing.
I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
Sometimes when I say "It's okay", I really mean "Go fuck yourself".
You don't know you're beautiful. Because you're not.
I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
You're as much of a slut as a bowling ball. You get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more.
Anything is possible? False. You can't ride a giraffe to the moon.
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