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lance hazeman

@lanceMN

I’m not actually sorry

What kind of job do I need to be hooked up to the boat Friday at 7am?


Why do we pee into water if peeing in water is unaccepted?


I got 99 problems and 98 of them directly involve being in the automotive industry!


Ain’t been on twitter in a hot minute, took about 15 to find the post button 🥴


Is it a requirement for fast food places to dump your fries upside down in the bag? 🙃


Leveling kits are ugly fight me


Getting wine drunk with your girlfriend at home > going out


Get you a girl that asks if ya wanna get wine drunk 🤘🤘🤘


Grind until your wallet causes back problems 💪💪


I also lol’ed at the fact my ex thinks I still want her 😂😂


Goes to gym once a month, posts “back at it” every time 😂😂😂


She’s got freckles, on an unrelated note, I’m going ring shopping tomorrow 😂😂


The temp is single digits this morning just like my relationship status 😅


When did America become so thin skinned? Can’t sneeze without someone being offended 😂😂😂


I love standing at the parts store listening to other people look for parts, you shouldn’t be working on vehicles 😂😂😂


Become a mystery


Keep your hopes up high and your head down low!


I wonder if you’ll notice, if they lock me up and throw away the key


Guys who refer to their other as “my girl” 🙄


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