Lance "Not Hot, Just Tall" Hunter
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Olivia Reeves set a new Olympic record, snatching 117kg (258 lbs) en route to a GOLD MEDAL! 💪 @USWeightlifting | #ParisOlympics
I really appreciate how House of the Dragon spent its second season setting up this beautiful, elaborate domino run of a plot and then had the courage to end before actually knocking any of them over.
Many Australians say the "Australian sun" is more intense & damaging than the sun anywhere else. Surely it can't be that 200 yrs ago some of the most melanin-deficient people on earth got dropped in a sunny climate & immediately made casual exhibitionism central to their culture
During today’s morning jog I learned of the existence of Texas flag sports bras when a fellow jogger clad in one of them passed me. If you need me, I will be solemnly contemplating if humanity can adapt to the existence of such a potent weapon.
Just saw Kinds of Kindness and I gotta say, that movie's intimacy coordinator should be held in the same kind of esteem as the stunt coordinators for the John Wick movies.
Drake: Your feet are small 🤣 Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.
Alex Garland is an out-of-touch upper-class Englishman, and they are infamous for drawing arbitrary lines on maps to divide places they absolutely do not understand.
Olivia Reeves set a new Olympic record, snatching 117kg (258 lbs) en route to a GOLD MEDAL! 💪 @USWeightlifting | #ParisOlympics
Is Paul Rudd really ageless, or is he just another example of people being unable to clock a wig on a male actor?
If I were forced to work for the Harkonnens, I would simply make sure I was never standing within arm+blade length of any of them. If feels like more of their staff would have picked up on that...
Between this and the “10,000 word essay on why I became an alcoholic who cheated on my husband” column I feel like The Cut’s business model is just hiring the most unhinged people imaginable and giving them a column
If this whole Larry David thing wasn't a work then he would have brought up the guy who invented Elmo was a Spacey-style sex predator instead of fake-punching the air above a puppet.
Joking w/ friends about #MadameWeb, I said "What else can Sony do? They've got no good IP. People won't go to a new Gidget movie!" Looking at publicity from the OG Gidget, I see how wrong I was. Put Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, & Austin Butler in it and every zoomer would see it twice
Apparently the non-stairway version was done when Led Zeppelin demanded a 6 figure royalty for those 7 notes. Imagine if fucking *Led Zeppelin* had to pay a 6 figure royalty every time they managed to play 7 consecutive notes from another musician. Robert Plant would be destitute
Olivia Reeves set a new Olympic record, snatching 117kg (258 lbs) en route to a GOLD MEDAL! 💪 @USWeightlifting | #ParisOlympics
It's amazing how much of early modern European history is just case after case of states learning that having an office corps full of of nobles is the best way to guarantee that you get devastatingly routed by the army who promote people based on actual skill.
One of the things I miss about living outside DC was the way my whole neighborhood would light up with fireworks during Diwali. That was always a fun time.
Millennials are just Boomers 2: The Squee-quel.
Glenn Youngkin after Virginia voters destroy his presidential ambitions
Eclipse status: The sun is totally biting the moon’s whole “look like a crescent sometimes” thing. Shameless.
San Antonio highways are more intimidating than I remember.
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