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People: "Watch your language! Me: "Oh shit sorry.


Nobody's perfect! So I gotta Twerk it, again and again till I get shit right! - Miley Cyrus. Updated Hannah Montana theme song


You have lips. I have lips. Interesting...


8 hours in and I'm done with school


Is your name school because I hate you


Me: mom I'm going out Parents: um where with who when why how umm no


Me: Gets up from desk after bell rings Teacher: What are you doing? We still have 2.4 seconds left in class? What are you trying to pull?


So I didn't take a picture of my cup when I went into Starbucks. White girls everywhere are disgusted


I would like to thank so many people in life like all my friends that still like me all 3 of you


Wake me up when September ends


If you text me back, we don't have problems. If you don't, you better run cause imma find you and bury you alive


I'm trying to make a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's not twerking


Nick has 40 chocolate bars. He eats 35. What does Nick have now? Diabetes. Nick has diabetes.


Only at a sleepover and in the middle of the night, while listening to the right song, will my inner stripper come out


How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?


Was learning cursive really necessary?


🐪 H 🐫 U 🐪 M 🐫 P 🐪 D 🐫 A 🐪 Y 🐫


Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...


I really only use 6 apps but I have like ten thousand


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