lauralhoff's profile picture. "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."--Brian O'Driscoll

Laura H

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"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."--Brian O'Driscoll

Laura H reposted

The irony of all the men wailing at this is that they've already spent most of history assuming men invented everything with absolutely zero proof.

My fav women’s day post

nehadixit123's tweet image. My fav women’s day post


Laura H reposted

Toyota (yes, the car company) is responsible for my dad’s sudden death. They’re not who you think they are. If you think they care for their employees, you’re wrong. They’re just numbers. A thread. 🧵 Yes, I’m exposing my personal issues. But I’m sick of staying quiet.

sprigopine's tweet image. Toyota (yes, the car company) is responsible for my dad’s sudden death. They’re not who you think they are. If you think they care for their employees, you’re wrong. They’re just numbers.

A thread. 🧵
Yes, I’m exposing my personal issues. But I’m sick of staying quiet.

Laura H reposted

It will never not be completely insane how thoroughly our society has normalized violence against women and gaslit them into believing it’s their responsibility to prevent it instead of men’s responsibility to stop doing it.

emrazz's tweet image. It will never not be completely insane how thoroughly our society has normalized violence against women and gaslit them into believing it’s their responsibility to prevent it instead of men’s responsibility to stop doing it.

Laura H reposted

LAST CALL ⏳ This month's giveaway is coming to an end. If you want to be in with a chance to #WIN 👇 Simply FOLLOW & RT now 🌶️

Sriracha_FG's tweet image. LAST CALL ⏳

This month's giveaway is coming to an end.

If you want to be in with a chance to #WIN 👇

Simply FOLLOW & RT now 🌶️

Laura H reposted

GIVEAWAY 🚨 This week we are giving away a VINTAGE NASCAR WINSTON CUP belt buckle. Like, repost and make sure your following us for a chance to win. We will announce the winner Monday. Good luck!

BrothersPetty's tweet image. GIVEAWAY 🚨 This week we are giving away a VINTAGE NASCAR WINSTON CUP belt buckle. Like, repost and make sure your following us for a chance to win. We will announce the winner Monday. Good luck!

Laura H reposted

GIVEAWAY 🚨 This weeks giveaway is a VINTAGE Richard Petty 6 time Daytona 500 winner sticker. Make sure to like, repost, and be following us for a chance to win. We will announce the winner on Monday. Good luck!!

BrothersPetty's tweet image. GIVEAWAY 🚨 This weeks giveaway is a VINTAGE Richard Petty 6 time Daytona 500 winner sticker. Make sure to like, repost, and be following us for a chance to win. We will announce the winner on Monday. Good luck!!

Laura H reposted

1/Please share this thread on behalf of my physician colleague, Eunice Stallman, who is facing the nightmare of her 9mo daughter, Zoey, being diagnosed with brain cancer several weeks ago. @BlueCrossIdaho has added to their anguish by obstructing access to vital treatment.

WendyHassonMD's tweet image. 1/Please share this thread on behalf of my physician colleague, Eunice Stallman, who is facing the nightmare of her 9mo daughter, Zoey, being diagnosed with brain cancer several weeks ago. @BlueCrossIdaho has added to their anguish by obstructing access to vital treatment.
WendyHassonMD's tweet image. 1/Please share this thread on behalf of my physician colleague, Eunice Stallman, who is facing the nightmare of her 9mo daughter, Zoey, being diagnosed with brain cancer several weeks ago. @BlueCrossIdaho has added to their anguish by obstructing access to vital treatment.

Laura H reposted

“Good-looking”, “shy”, “pleasant” and “polite” man driven to murder his “vivacious, motivated”, ambitious wife and 7 year old daughter. If only she had stayed in the kitchen where she belonged, he would have been in control, and no one would have got hurt. Himpathy & menscuse.

DrProudman's tweet image. “Good-looking”, “shy”, “pleasant” and “polite” man
 driven to murder his “vivacious, motivated”, ambitious wife and 7 year old daughter. If only she had stayed in the kitchen where she belonged, he would have been in control, and no one would have got hurt.

Himpathy & menscuse.

Laura H reposted

Twitter workers, many of whom I represent, were FINALLY given their "severance agreements" on Saturday. They are really settlement agreements which SILENCE WORKERS FOR LIFE and and require them to give up important legal rights. Let's discuss. 1/


Laura H reposted

As a practitioner of ephemeral art (yes, you have to eat my cooking to fully appreciate/understand it), I am a huge fan of Oaxaca’s Radish Festival, one of the biggest ephemeral art festivals in the world. Here are some highlights.


Laura H reposted

For the past twenty years, four notes have constantly been playing on Disney Channel, but no one knows who wrote them. Let's figure it out. Watch Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery now: youtu.be/b_rjBWmc1iQ

Defunctland's tweet image. For the past twenty years, four notes have constantly been playing on Disney Channel, but no one knows who wrote them. Let's figure it out. Watch Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery now: youtu.be/b_rjBWmc1iQ

After watching and rewatching @ticktickboom, I went down a rabbit hole and found Sunday in the Park with George, only to be shocked to recognize @BrentSpiner. I never knew Data had been on Broadway. I feel like two of my worlds have collided.

lauralhoff's tweet image. After watching and rewatching @ticktickboom, I went down a rabbit hole and found Sunday in the Park with George, only to be shocked to recognize @BrentSpiner.  I never knew Data had been on Broadway.  I feel like two of my worlds have collided.

Laura H reposted

In honor of you guys awarding me most popular driver, to give back I’m doing a giveaway! 3 chances to win, 3 different giveaways.

ZaneSmith's tweet image. In honor of you guys awarding me most popular driver, to give back I’m  doing a giveaway! 3 chances to win, 3 different giveaways.
ZaneSmith's tweet image. In honor of you guys awarding me most popular driver, to give back I’m  doing a giveaway! 3 chances to win, 3 different giveaways.
ZaneSmith's tweet image. In honor of you guys awarding me most popular driver, to give back I’m  doing a giveaway! 3 chances to win, 3 different giveaways.
ZaneSmith's tweet image. In honor of you guys awarding me most popular driver, to give back I’m  doing a giveaway! 3 chances to win, 3 different giveaways.

Laura H reposted

Well, here we are. It's the last day of the signed #WhatUnitesUs giveaway. Retweet this or the tweet from my publisher Algonquin below in order to enter. I'm humbled by your interest in the book. We're planning more events. Please follow @AlgonquinBooks to stay updated.

We've so enjoyed y'all's enthusiasm for these #giveaways for one signed hardcover copy of @DanRather's #WhatUnitesUs! Today's the final one: Retweet this by 11:59pm ET 11/13/20 to enter for a chance to win. US only, age 18+. RULES: ow.ly/B8zQ50CjXmW 📷 from the Before Times

AlgonquinBooks's tweet image. We've so enjoyed y'all's enthusiasm for these #giveaways for one signed hardcover copy of @DanRather's #WhatUnitesUs! Today's the final one: Retweet this by 11:59pm ET 11/13/20 to enter for a chance to win. US only, age 18+. RULES: ow.ly/B8zQ50CjXmW
📷 from the Before Times


Laura H reposted

It's Thursday. Let's give away a book! What do you say, @DanRather? We're giving away one autographed hardcover copy of #WhatUnitesUs! Retweet this by 11:59pm ET 11/12/20 to enter for a chance to win. Winner randomly selected. US only, age: 18+. RULES: ow.ly/KaFV50CiRJU

AlgonquinBooks's tweet image. It's Thursday. Let's give away a book! What do you say, @DanRather? We're giving away one autographed hardcover copy of #WhatUnitesUs! Retweet this by 11:59pm ET 11/12/20 to enter for a chance to win. Winner randomly selected. US only, age: 18+. RULES: ow.ly/KaFV50CiRJU

Laura H reposted

OK, @DanRather, let's give away another autographed hardcover of #WhatUnitesUs today! (Yesterday's #giveaway was such fun!) Retweet this by 11:59pm ET 11/10/20 to enter for a chance to win. Winner randomly selected. US only, age: 18+. RULES: ow.ly/lhTw50CgNmz

AlgonquinBooks's tweet image. OK, @DanRather, let's give away another autographed hardcover of #WhatUnitesUs today! (Yesterday's #giveaway was such fun!) Retweet this by 11:59pm ET 11/10/20 to enter for a chance to win. Winner randomly selected. US only, age: 18+. RULES: ow.ly/lhTw50CgNmz

Laura H reposted

I guess we’ll see actual evidence of their alleged widespread election fraud around the same time Trump releases his tax returns.


Laura H reposted

On #FirstRespondersDay and every day, we are grateful for Ohio's law enforcement officers, firefighters, and paramedics who are the first on the scene when someone needs help. #ThankYou for all you do for the citizens of Ohio. #InThisTogetherOhio

GovMikeDeWine's tweet image. On #FirstRespondersDay and every day, we are grateful for Ohio's law enforcement officers, firefighters, and paramedics who are the first on the scene when someone needs help. #ThankYou for all you do for the citizens of Ohio. #InThisTogetherOhio

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