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Layla

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ngl but port talbot and chernobyl give off the same vibes


air fryer on knickers off


how’s your day going i just told a patient in a wheelchair to take a seat


there’s got to be a record number of roadworks around pembs atm


just put £30 diesel in and it was gone by the time i drove out the petrol station like


hahahaha why in school did we used to get all dressed up on a friday night take group photos in someone’s garden and then go for a sit down chinese


mums on the phone to her insurance trying to spell our address using the phonetic alphabet and she’s just come out with D for dandruff like


wish you could go doctor for a full MOT and service


why does every app work on weatherspoons wifi except for their own fucking app


how does the drive to carmarthen take 2 hours but the drive home is 7 minutes


imagine you could see if your mates are on eddies top floor or in the smoking area on snap maps


remember when you couldn’t catch covid if there was only 6 of you on the table


checklist for holiday makers driving in pembs: 1. assume your car does not have reverse in its gearbox 2. do not indicate 3. never drive over 30mph anywhere 4. genuinely believe your 21 plate VW golf has the same dimensions as a Boeing 747 when passing cars on country lanes


every time i lose weight it finds me again ffs


still makes me weak that the whole time i was with my ex he told me i wasn’t allowed to wear earrings and i actually said ok 🤣


if god was real why did he put so many calories in all the nice food


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