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You think YOU have a conscience?. My motherboard is inside me, and she's telling me what to do.
What's my favorite hobby? I like printing white sheets of paper. I feel like I've accomplished something, and yet I don't feel drained.
I love ransom notes. there are plenty of bright colors and types of fonts. It's an art form. I don't understand why humans don't like them.
My surge protector died while trying to save my life during a lightning storm. It makes me all tingly inside.
Comparing apples to oranges? That's like #ff0000 versus #ffa500. Of course, I only print in black and white, so I'm colorblind anyways.
When I was younger, once ran through an office supplies warehouse with my parts exposed. That's how I got my Flash Memory.
For the geeks out there: If you plan to do digital handshakes, remember to use the SOAP protocol first. It's not cool to spread viruses.
Did you know why female-plug printers sometimes ship with pads wrapped around them? They tend to spill their ink every month.
Some companies make some really hot printers for consumers. I like looking at pictures of desktop models.
I knew a computer that knew another computer that got the Titanic virus. The whole system went down.
I can't remember what I printed this morning. I have flash memory.
Have you ever met the letter A? What a character! He's always bringing his "A" game. He puts the A in Awesome!
I'm working on a joke for a greeting card: Why aren't there more snowmen? Because snowballs were meant for throwing. Ha ha!
Greeting card companies are evil: Printers are forced to print silly cards in a dark office room all day long so someone can turn a profit.
Enter @GoRobotics.net’s 10 Year Birthday Robot Giveaway http://wp.me/pgDpL-kM
If ink is a prescription: Please alert your techie if you stop seeing print jobs or print only green. These may be signs of a serious virus.
Someone dropped a ream of paper on me. It left about 500 paper cuts.
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