livideath incorrect quotes!!
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daily livideath smp incorrect quotes :3 **not an official livideath account**
okay fixed it i think!! submit incorrect quotes requests here!! docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/13…
rev: god, give me patience. matrix: i think you mean 'give me strength'. rev: if god gave me strength, you'd be dead.
teo: 'person of interest' is almost too flattering. teo: like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'a man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' i’d be like, 'moi? oh, do go on.'
quig: YOU HATE MEEEEEE emi: QUIG I SAID I LOVED YOU LIKE 10 SECONDS AGO quig: WAHHHHHHH (all in chara :3) - submitted by anon
matrix: my team is very competent. jay: i just tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything. submitted by .
max: what does “baka” mean? teo: moron. matrix: idiot. arad: stupid. max: the fuck did i do?!
arad: urrrgh…i’ve never felt so sick in my entire life… enora: ouch. shit sucks, dude. arad: i feel like i’m dying…whyyyy… enora, under their breath: because i want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house.. arad: …DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME- this is all /silly :3
ds: some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. requested by anon :3
nova, in the livideath gc: i’m not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this stuff nova: on the battlefield again!
cayce: want to help me commit a felony? z: what the hell?? cayce: sorry, my bad- cayce, whispering: want to help me commit a felony? z, whispering: of course dude, what do you need?
nova: we’ll find another route, it’s not safe here. valley: sounds like a challenge! nova: gotta stress, that is not a challenge valley: ..is exactly what you’d say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. challenge accepted! nova: there is no challenge!!
quig: did you buy eggs like I asked? matrix: even better! quig: what the fuck did you- matrix: *holding up a chicken* her name is Fluffy.
fire: i am darkness. i am power. i am your worst nightmare. i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. i am the night. i am fury, i am a weapon, i am- dust: a doll. emi: a cinnamon roll. enora: a sweetheart. fire: fire: ...stop it.
completely forgot i had this acc so i’m gonna try and revive it!!
valley: this is such a bad idea. grim: then why are you coming along? valley: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
aradski: I'm a reverse necromancer. enora: Isn't that just killing people? aradski: Ah, technicality.
nova: what do you think fire will do for a distraction? emi: they’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. that’s what I would do. *building explodes and several car alarms go off* emi: ... or they could do that.
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