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Lucan Paramount of Plainville, Kansas traveled to the mall in Hays to meet a 13 year old girl for sex. He carved the decoys name on his arm to profess his love to her.
Allegedly.
Parents, what's the funniest "bad" thing that your child did that you had to punish them while holding back laughter?
"YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk" god forbid i act my wage
i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket
she better than me i woulda zipped down his pants and jack’d his harlow
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1. Vaccines do not cause autism. 2. Even if they did (THEY DO NOT), autism is not worse than dying of preventable diseases.
she CLEARED him LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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crashing out rlly is a UNIVERSAL language, i ain’t understand SHIT he said but i UNDERSTOOD everything 😭😭…….
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