Colleen Hofmann
@leen_machine
Writer, raconteuse, extroverted introvert, craft beer lover, grand ideaist. Dreams in digital, tweets in sarcasm.
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Halloween starts September first - adjust your TBRs accordingly. I don’t make the rules
So pleased to announce that my paper, "If I Fits I Sits: A Citizen Science Investigation into Illusory Contour Susceptibility in Domestic Cats (Felis silvestris catus) has just been published in AABS! #IfIFitsISits #CatSquare #CitizenScience #CommunityScience
I need an app that connects you to someone who just finished the same book you did so you can talk about it.
I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.
Because art mimics life. Because the world needs more beauty like this. scopicimpulse.com/2019/08/05/peo…
Y’all, having sled dogs has been so good for my body image. And not because mushing is a joy-filled, physical outdoor activity, although that’s true. It’s actually something much simpler than that.
Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜
Did you know the human body is full of evolutionary leftovers that no longer serve a purpose? These are called vestigial structures and they’re fascinating. (1/8)
Drinking a Narrowback by @Stbonifacebrew at @tellus360 — untp.beer/s/c666375495
This hearing just reminds me how tired I am of old white men.
I've been doing this for years, and it's the best thing ever! wired.com/story/how-to-g…
Low key feel like books r making a comeback .. could be jus me
The line of folks waiting to pick up foster dogs for the weekend so coastal shelters can evacuate here before #HurricanceFlorence. Many more behind me. Sometimes humans are okay. ❤️
“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play
Beautiful, well-written essay from a Catholic priest about the crisis facing the church. popula.com/2018/09/04/wha…
You know when you get a press release to cover a Guinness world record attempt for tallest stack of waffles & expect it to be some big commercial thing & then it's just a guy's house? This is SO MUCH BETTER. Follow along, #Denver! Things might get weird!
I grimaced when I saw that the latest episode of @callyrgf is about weddings. Y’all. IT IS SO GOOD. What if, instead of your wedding being the only day you get to shine and see the love from your friends, we made the effort to regularly affirm people for who and what they are?
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