Shelly
@legitshelly
happy mom|we can both win| level up|make it rain 🔥
Attention Trump Supporters: I’m a profit of Jesus and he came to me and said that he wants you to send me money. I know he left it out of the bible, but just like abortion, we need to read between the lines!
Hack for spills: Throw a wad of paper towel on it and walk away.
My 11 year old just told me all she did was “dick off” in gymnastics when she was younger.
Any man that fucks up and then immediately apologizes and owns his behavior has #bigdickenergy.
Imagine meeting the love of your life and you find out back in ‘22 he didn’t have your back when the hillbilly’s took away your right to healthcare. #proroe #prochoice #RoeVWade #AbortionIsHealthcare #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #AbortionBan #bigot #feminist #WomensRights
You outlaw abortion in the name of God. Get to heaven and Jesus just shakes his locks in disgust. He’s like, “I told you that devil was a sneaky prick, you really think I need your help to do my will? That abortion was supposed to bring her to me.”
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