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a pan fell on my head, I called it a cocksucking dick. The visuals pondering that statement for the next three hours were rather frightning


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The Speedway Project: The History Within the Walls of SLC’s Legendary Underground Venue via @slugmag slugmag.com/music-features…


You know who came up with the saying " it's not the size of the sword, but the skill of the swordsman" ? Some guy with a tiny little dagger


Wow, I grew up with Cosby, this really disturbs me, if it is proven to be true. The only thing that could be worse is if it were Mr Rodgers


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Day 2 of the juice cleanse going really well! Ate contaminated Costco spinach, puked all night, lost 6lbs already.


Our reprehensible behavior is fast becoming isis' s best recruitment tool gu.com/p/4fazy?CMP=Sh…


If you once had a girlfriend that would sing green day into your ear during sex you should be able to like green day and not be judged


Just found out that as the representative from the Republic of whitetrashistan I am miss universe. Oh wait I'm not? Damn you Steve Harvey


Flashlight ten feet from me and I voice download a flashlight to my phone. What a lazy piece if shit


This is what happens when you pit a division 2 team up against a pack 12 team in a bowl game


While I like the holy war still disappointed with our bowl game. Ranked 20 and the near puts us against a division 2 team that sucks


Poll: 30% of GOP voters support bombing Agrabah, the city from Aladdin gu.com/p/4f88d?CMP=Sh…


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Fine, I'll coach Chelsea.


Done waiting for a responce


Picked up a Xbox 360 today. Can't wait to play skyrim on my 60 inch tv


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Bernie is a well-known friend of family farms who cannot be bought out by big money. Watch our new TV ad 'Rock.' amp.twimg.com/v/2199ea34-227…


Truvada has been called the 'miracle' HIV pill – so why is uptake so slow? gu.com/p/4xkzn?CMP=Sh…


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"We betray the efforts of the past if we fail to push back against bigotry in all its forms." —@POTUS #13thAmendment snpy.tv/1Qfqjy2


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