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@letscolor
Losing my mind one half-read email at a time. Enjoy my work woes.
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Zillow, are you pushing this house to me because it’s in our budget or because you thought we’d vibe with this chaos? zillow.com/homedetails/96…
I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.
‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’ ‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’ ‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’ There was no reply.
If it takes 50 votes to confirm a Supreme Court justice, it should only take 50 votes to overrule them when they act like highly-partisan politicians.
Companies hiring social media managers and expecting them to do photography, videography, graphic design, copywriting, brand strategy, monitor metrics, host YouTube, make tiktok dances. The work of an entire marketing team, w/little to no pay
What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? 💭
if reproduction, heterosexuality, and cis-ness for everyone are so natural then why do these values have to be violently enforced by the state
I’ve never seen Euphoria (I’m sure it’s great and well done, it’s just too intense for what I want to watch right now) but what I do wonder is how busy the guidance counselor of all those kids must be.
Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham?
well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point
With all the coverage that the Oxford school shooting is getting, I wish some reporter out there would make the conscious effort to stop calling it “a school in Detroit.” The two aren’t even the same county. You hurt both by lumping them together.
Is it normal for these specific wicker baskets to give you PSTD episodes? Asking for a friend.
Vendors: this is a new asset available to you and your marketing team right now! There are also 🌈 87 🌟 other beautiful new assets in this catalog that you can choose from! ✨ The catalog: 88 nearly identical photos taken from the same angle, distance and lighting conditions.🥔
Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Listen, Kevin. When your auto response says you’ll be “OOO” instead of “out of office” or even “OoO” I can’t read it. It doesn’t say out of office to me. It says that you’ll be a ghost for at least four days, including the weekend. 👻 📧
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