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So like….besides @katyperry claiming to be an astronaut, she’s also suing an 85 year old VETERAN because he changed his mind a day later about selling his house to her. She’s suing him for 6 million. Oh and nuns too. He houses nuns. Go back and stay in space.


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I want everyone to know my daughter is fcking fuming and guess what, she's VOTING in the next election and so are her friends.


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My heart is broken. A 16-year-old high school student in Georgia texted her mom, "I know I've not been a perfect daughter. I love you. I'm sorry." Enough is enough.


Another school shooting. When will enough be enough? Our kids deserve better. No more thoughts and prayers, my heart breaks for them.


But like why did they have to Dobby like that?! I’m still so mad.


This is what working in special education can look like. No that’s not from stress, a child pulled a chunk out of my hair. Yes on purpose. #specialeducation#teachers

lexially's tweet image. This is what working in special education can look like. No that’s not from stress, a child pulled a chunk out of my hair. Yes on purpose. #specialeducation#teachers

Let’s normalize NOT touching anyone, male, female, human being; WITHOUT their consent. K thanks, bye.


It may take years, but let me tell you, being able to watch Karma come back to one’s who did you dirty, is such an exhilarating experience.


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If there's one thing I learned from the SCREAM franchise... It's never trust someone wearing plaid.

britneyvinyl's tweet image. If there's one thing I learned from the SCREAM franchise... It's never trust someone wearing plaid.

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Dear "trans" youth, We don't hate you. We never did. We did it all and do it all because we once were you. We know how it feels. When the popular, straight lads would walk past me in school and physically spit on me and call me a f****t and a n****r, I too knew I was different.…

theneonrequiem's tweet image. Dear "trans" youth,

We don't hate you. We never did. We did it all and do it all because we once were you. We know how it feels. When the popular, straight lads would walk past me in school and physically spit on me and call me a f****t and a n****r, I too knew I was different.…

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OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf


Kid;” TEACHER you have to find that BASTARD who took my Cheetos!!” Me: 😅 (trying my hardest not to laugh) “ buddy you can’t talk like that, do you know who it was?” Kid: A BASTARD


Listening to people say that dating people “on the spectrum” is extra work and why would they want that, is infuriating. Especially when the only reason is, the man closed his eyes, when upset. I can’t. Educate yourself.


I need book recommendations! Book nerds unite!


Kid: Ally can you hear this? Me: hear what buddy? Kid: I FARTED! SAFETY then ensues a conversation about farting


This latest tragedy in Kansas has left me without words. With more than half of them kids. Under the age of 16 and the youngest 8. The ages that I work with. Now these babies are left with a lifetime of trauma. We don’t need anymore thoughts and prayers. We need change. #Kansas


That awkward moment when you see your coworker with the bathroom key, so you go to reach for it and she gets excited because she thinks you’re going to give her a hug for the first time. Whoops


How did the world completely miss the point of Barbie?!


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