Alyssa Humbert
@lezliediny
I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate. -George Burns
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I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning. He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make direct eye contact.
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Friend: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Me: "Lol yeah." Friend: "What's his name?" Me: "Waldo." Friend: "Where is he?" Me: "I'm still looking."
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don�t wear hats.
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
"You need anger management classes" "You need shut the fuck up classes"
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you!
"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life
Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister...
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
After i say "whatever", all the shit you say after that is irrelevant.
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