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Liam Gallagher's unofficial translator

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ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response), is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine.


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“Come on, you know”, in French.


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“Good fucking morning”, in French.


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Glockenspiel, a percussion instrument. Most likely to be present on his new album.


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“I wanna clear a few things up: Oasis gig for National Health Service charity as in all money raised goes to NHS – not to me – will happen with or without Noel Gallagher. It may not be the same, but trust me, it’ll still blow you knickers off. As you were LG x”


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The Scum is The Sun, by the way.


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Refering to Caroline Flack’s death. RIP.


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We’re getting back together! Noel Gallagher, being minted and rich as fuck is reuniting for nothing; me, since I’m a desperate cunt and have fuck all else going for myself, I’m doing it for the cash! C’mon, you know LG x


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“You’d know all about begging, @TheSun, as you’re constantly on your hands and knees trying to get me to do a interview for your shit magazine, ha ha”


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In reply to this:


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What a way to kick off Soccer AM! 🎸 Youth of the Apocalypse open the show in style with a very special guest 😏



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Liam’s talking about Noel making another project and working with David Sardy (produced and mixed DBTT, DOYS) then he talks about the possibility of him signing with Warner – in the end, he makes fun of Noel’s previous statements when he said he was independent and his own boss.


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Liam’s talking about the reports about Pretty Green being accused of ripping off the chest of a Croatian football team.


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Noel and Ignition will sue Liam if he uses any footages of himself singing any Oasis songs in his new documentary “As It Was”.


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“Earth to Noel: listen up, Our Kid, I hear you’re doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol. Now that's the most bizarre thing you've done yet. I forgive you; now let's get Oasis back together and stop fucking about the drinks LG x”


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Mark Beaumont is an NME writer.


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“Thank the lord for Twitter. The amount of shit that comes out of the so called press is quite amusing. For someone who was washed up this time last year, you love putting me in your naff paper! If you want rid, ignore, very easy. As you were #peoplehavespoken


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Liam is stating that he knows he is not going to win the BRITs – which is a totally untrue statement – but he is only pointing his nomination out cause Noel said once that "nobody gives a fuck for what Liam Gallagher says"


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