Nicolté
@lifeless_driver
fell asleep and forgot to die, goddamn
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i cant talk right now, I'm doing hot himbo shit
Told my 56-year-old coworker that I’m a bit anti-social and he said “yeah I noticed that about you, you don’t necessarily light up a room”
real soupheads know this to be an impractical vessel
haven’t spoken to this girl in 7 years, absolutely not
i literally get blinding rage everytime i google something and the first thing that comes up is a lengthy, entirely irrelevant ai response
i told yall i made my first white friend this yr. i was telling her a story and she stopped me and said “ive been wanting to ask for weeks but what does “mind you” mean” 😭
crouch like a gargoyle and wash my wife’s hair
Rachel zegler again
Who should be cast as young Haymitch in the upcoming Hunger Games movie?
she had to stop writing for a second to serve face
i really love seeing this generation being able to go with who they love. i wish i had felt safe & confidence to do it when i was in high school 🥲
update: i just got fired lol
my job was posted on indeed last night... i think a promotion is near
Called my mom from the airport while waiting to board the plane and she goes “you really need to find a boyfriend because you call me way too often to say absolutely nothing to me”
my family left me a house. i’m so happy to be a home owner at 26
and when she’s back in chicago she feels it
damn february got somewhere to be don’t it
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