Lily Smith
@liltinker
I'm my own worst enemy, in spite of stiff competition.
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Ah, the Poundland master of puppets, directing from a safe distance in case he gets decked by an angry nan.
Revelations today, as I hauled my new mattress up the stairs; I have inadvertently ordered the world's heaviest mattress, and; I am currently at my least strong, possibly since birth.
A trailer came on for Dalgliesh on 5 and mum asked if it was about Kenny Dalglish, and now I want to watch King Kenny investigating a murder.
Me - I made this jewellery and committed some art, and also I got some vintage stuff, would you like anything? Customers - er, no thanks. But do you have any stinky old paper with rusty staples in it? Me - You want that? Customers - YES PLEASE! People are weird.
My 96-year-old, 5ft nothing mother just called Putin a little squirt and said she can blow him over. She's pretty certain she could have him in a fight.
Happy Friday, bots! Here's what I've been up to this week, all available from PulpedArt.redbubble.com Now I'm going for a nice cup of tea and a lie down in a darkened room.
Five points for a (minimum) four year old goth joke ?! #Taskmaster
Guess who's having a sale? ME! (Yes, again. It's fine. Shut up.) redbubble.com/i/iphone-case/…
Pipe down Chaka, I've got stuff on. #RBandME: redbubble.com/i/magnet/I-m-N… #findyourthing #redbubble
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"I'm Not Every Woman" Magnet for Sale by PulpedArt
Wind your neck in, Chaka Khan, that would be EXHAUSTING. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
Of course, you might already have an invisible scarecrow. How would you know? redbubble.com/shop/ap/157775…
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Invisible Scarecrow by PulpedArt | Redbubble
Detail from a collage Follow the Glitter Brick Road. Please note, scarecrow not included. Or is it?
It's the RedBubble sale! You could be alarmed by a flying monkey for less than usual! redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Poss…
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