Just found out LOL means "laughing out loud". I thought it was Labrador on Labrador. This explains a lot...
Getting up from my nap to tweet clearly demonstrates that I get daily exercise.
I love sleep and sleep loves me. There, I said it and I'm not ashamed.
I love sleep and sleep loves me. There, I said it and I'm not ashamed.
If you think going on the paper is undignified, try doing it on a Kindle.
It might look like I'm just sleeping, but I'm also working on my tan.
My dream job? Sleeping. And dreaming about my dream job, which is sleeping. My head hurts...
Y'know that important thing you were looking for - I found it! Don't worry, I buried it again to keep it safe.
My "REM" sleep is "Rapid Eating Movement" where I dream about eating real fast.
I dreamed I raced in the Iditarod and when I woke up I'd lost 3 pounds!
I was going to organize my toys by size, color and chewabiltiy - but I slept for an hour instead.
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