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elizardbeth

@lizardslibrary

funny occasionally

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women love hockey and hockey does not love them back.


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my plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas 😭😭

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Snoopy summer

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Holy shit we are so back

anothercohen's tweet image. Holy shit we are so back

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When you just finish up with the trials and then here come the tribulations 😐


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gonna drink so many beers tonight that they’re gonna have to put me in the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center


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another diva behind bars

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George Santos, a Former Republican Congressman, has been sentenced to more than 7 years in prison for fraud.

PopBase's tweet image. George Santos, a Former Republican Congressman, has been sentenced to more than 7 years in prison for fraud.


waking up and remembering the bolts lost

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Tax refund hit I’m in Gary Indiana asking to bring out Gary


woo playoffs 🙃

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vanderpump rules:

We abusing substances after work if u wanna join



get me the fuck outta gods country


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please lower your voice you’ll scare the wildcard teams

THE #STANLEYCUP PLAYOFFS START IN JUST EIGHTEEN DAYS! 🤩



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you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

megannn_lynne's tweet image. you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

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Don't mess with our party! via @JaysToucannon

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via @JaysToucannon

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I did not have sexual relations with that DJ


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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.


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