The Finesse Doctor, PhD
@logmurph94
I’m from the school where they teach you finesse
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For all the Stan’s out there. For all the “he doesn’t have wide receivers” and “he doesn’t have an O-Line” people. You’re wrong. Take your meds and keep it pushing
Tommy Devito’s parents tucking him in after his big game
Thank Christ that one’s over. I miss the off-season
*me interrogating my siblings to find out who changed the Netflix password*
They ain’t even trying to be creative at this point lol
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 What a week! We’re not done yet tho. Givin’ away $10,000 here on Twitter. All ya gotta do is like and RT this tweet, we’ll pick 5 winners in a few days and gift $2,000 to each 💰 Hope you all have a safe & happy holiday! P&L baby.🎅🏼🎁
It’s been close to 40 years since a middle aged man, reminiscing on a Christmas he had as a child, censored the word “fuck” with “the F dash dash dash word”. And yes, he’s still a Virgin
Imagine being this horny to wait for your luggage at baggage claim?
It’s so fascinating to me how when boarding, people want to get on airplanes super fast like their life depends on it. But then when they land, they’re the first ones to stand up and try to get off the fastest. More to come on this
Me: *follows one mainstream crypto account on IG* Other crypto accounts hitting my dm:
“I got a tucked in shirt, I’m tryna get fucked up” -Anonymous
Oklahoma post rivalry: “Horns Down!!” Norte Dame post rivalry: “I’m going raw tonight!!”
When the Giants suck and it’s been mad long since you got a fantasy football scoring notification
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