I wonder if the Presidential Alerts will soon deliver us Trump’s tweets.
This dude I sit next to in my math class looks exactly like Michael Corleone.
Me and my dad were having a debate. So guys, do you pee
My dentist appointment got cancelled so I guess I flossed today for nothin
@CVAlbSoccer 1. Monti 0. @syd_crittenden winning goal on the road 2night. @logoscritter #SheAFresh @douglasmilesCRG
Ironic that I drove around the parking lot at the gym trying to find a close parking spot SO I WONT HAVE TO WALK TO A PLACE IM GOING TO RUN IN.
I was worried I was gonna be late for class, but my professor was behind me at a stop light so I think we're good
You ever hear people on the radio or on a podcast and have an idea of how they look. And then see what they actually look like and it just shatters your world
For as long as I live, I will never stop eating children's cereal.
If an internet provider chooses to screw over their customers, then another provider will come along and provide better internet at better prices. A win for consumers #capitalism #netneutrality
Today I participated in my WebLive ethics class while pooping. What a beautiful thing.
There's never a wrong time to jam to some Phil Collins.
Fun prank idea: walk around campus telling random people that class is cancelled
I told a lady to have a nice night as she was leaving Hy-Vee, and her 2 year old looked at me and said "no"
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