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Somebody passes you a bowl of Carolina Reaper Chili-peppers and you get a 1000 dollars if you do either of these 4 tasks. Which one do you do?
Life comes at you fast!! That's why you have to learn to cum faster!
If I would physically grow with my impatience,... I would have suffocated in the cold embrace of the void of space by now,...
Populist politics is the dumbest thing that straight up morons keep falling for. "I am just like you!" Says some asshole with millions in the bank. "Also, don't blame me, blame these people!" Pointing at some marginalised group,...
I never understood why showing emotions was ever seen as weak. There is a difference between allowing yourself to feel things or wallowing in negative emotions. Nuance is difficult. So many idiots only think in black and white,...
In Dutch, strong winds are called "Rukwinden" which can be translated to "Wankwinds" So obviously I'm gonna step outside and pretend to cum,...
British sex talk be like: "I'm gonna creme you like Cadbury creams their eggs!!"
The current idea that haunts my mind? Classic Fallout, the format of 1 or 2, but made by Larian! The idea is not entirely Impossible as Bethesda did not make New Vegas themselves,...
The term "Horny on main" implies the existance of a mental state that is not horny?
Many people on Twitter or it's current pornsite ass sound name 'X' Seem to be too smart. Because if they were just a bit dumber they'd forget to breathe,...
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I have no problem with synths in general. But one of my biggest musical pet peeves is synths that try to replicate classical instruments. Strings, a brass section,... Well mostly those two examples. And if I had to pick one it would have to be the brass section!
Honestly Bloody Sk8er Boi is far from a masterclass in songwriting. But I hate when people say "Oh she rhymed boy with boy,... It's not always the last word in a sentence that is the rhyme you absolute buffoon!! Though "Skater and Later" Still pretty weak 😂😅
I drink boba because I love the sensation of choking on balls!
If people ask: "You're so chatty, why don't you talk much at work!?" Well, most of what I say is not safe for work!
Red Flags!? Green Flags!? What even are they? I tend to overthink things, so everything's a Red and Green Flag at the same time,...
I cannot believe there is this moronic Spiderman II VS Baldur's Gate III discourse going on. Especially comparing gameplay!? Especially since you cannot condense the depth of gameplay for a game like Baldur's Gate III into a short clip. It's easy for a high octane game,...
Look, people might not agree but,... A Martini is a two ingredient cocktail. Gin & Dry Vermouth (+ Garnish and Bitters). So why call cocktails containing neither ingredient a Martini or even something ending in tini,...
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