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BREAKING🚨: Three green comets are heading our way right now C/2025 A6 Lemmon, C/2025 R2 Swan, and C/2025 K1 ATLAS, all discovered just this year.

forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: Three green comets are heading our way right now

C/2025 A6 Lemmon, C/2025 R2 Swan, and C/2025 K1 ATLAS, all discovered just this year.
forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: Three green comets are heading our way right now

C/2025 A6 Lemmon, C/2025 R2 Swan, and C/2025 K1 ATLAS, all discovered just this year.

I'm actually vibing with this one so I guess I should post it

looptheswoop's tweet image. I'm actually vibing with this one so I guess I should post it

a snowman! in Houston!

looptheswoop's tweet image. a snowman!
in Houston!

Why am I bloated all I've had today is a half cup of almonds and all the skin off a rotisserie chicken


I don't play deadlock and I likely never will because it's not my kinda game That said, this gargoyle is adorable (ignore the fact that I was too lazy to draw wings yesterday)

looptheswoop's tweet image. I don't play deadlock and I likely never will because it's not my kinda game
That said, this gargoyle is adorable
(ignore the fact that I was too lazy to draw wings yesterday)

Please watch Brewster McCloud

looptheswoop's tweet image. Please watch Brewster McCloud

This morning I watched a building catch another building

looptheswoop's tweet image. This morning I watched a building catch another building

I was unpacking boxes and found this I have no idea how this piece of paper ended up in my possession but it has extraordinary (someone else's) grandma aura

looptheswoop's tweet image. I was unpacking boxes and found this
I have no idea how this piece of paper ended up in my possession but it has extraordinary (someone else's) grandma aura

How? Seriously, how? Get your shit together, @UPS Your shit is currently not together

looptheswoop's tweet image. How? Seriously, how?
Get your shit together, @UPS 
Your shit is currently not together

Channeling my dad extremely hard right now, eating salsa out of the jar over the kitchen sink. Ridiculous big bag of tortilla chips. Sink light is the only light on in the house. Clothed only by my underwear and the dish towel over my shoulder. A free man.


I go to pee before bed I check the doors before laying down Kinda have to pee again, I do so Lay down and search "how fast do kidneys produce urine" Spend long enough reading about this that- you guessed it- I kinda have to pee again


While 3D printing a mold for a buttplug, the print head cooling fan suddenly started making a loud whistling/howling noise as the result of an interesting acoustic interaction with the mold cavity. Also as a result of that interesting acoustic interaction, I almost shit myself.


Bride of Frankenstein is an A+ movie


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