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Loregasm.

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I’ve heard tales of other men unknowingly eating out another man’s nut… do what you want with that info 🤷🏾‍♀️🫣

i always wondered if men could really feel if a woman has or hasn’t been having sex with someone else



asked me to move in w/ him. When I asked how we would financially be ok on our own, he said love was struggling together”. he gave me an ultimatum to move in or leave and I left him to struggle 🫶🏾 Meanwhile my NOW fiance simply said “you never have to leave”…and I didn’t 😂

Ladies how did you realise you hated your boyfriend?



If “likely story” was a person:


This gives “Other Mother” vibes 😵‍💫


I’ve never watched “The Boys” but this mf right here has never looked like a good guy

loreurtone's tweet image. I’ve never watched “The Boys” but this mf right here has never looked like a good guy

Please take this shit down, I finally look ok in my bikini

toasted cinnamon sugar swirl bagel with whipped honey almond cream cheese. if any of you even care.

technicoluor's tweet image. toasted cinnamon sugar swirl bagel with whipped honey almond cream cheese. if any of you even care.


If I send you this just know I’m taking it to hell & beyond

loreurtone's tweet image. If I send you this just know I’m taking it to hell & beyond

His view is exceptional 💕

loreurtone's tweet image. His view is exceptional 💕
loreurtone's tweet image. His view is exceptional 💕
loreurtone's tweet image. His view is exceptional 💕
loreurtone's tweet image. His view is exceptional 💕

show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty



He speed in a Jeep With his hand on my booty He touchin on me, I get goofy From the burbs, acting bougie From the burbs, but I suck it like suki 💕


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yeah sometimes I get down why?

do dogs be depressed?



The way he rolled in like Tony stark 😭

do dogs be depressed?



Is nobody else feeling drained and just over it?


It’s time for floral dresses 💕 💐

loreurtone's tweet image. It’s time for floral dresses 💕 💐
loreurtone's tweet image. It’s time for floral dresses 💕 💐
loreurtone's tweet image. It’s time for floral dresses 💕 💐
loreurtone's tweet image. It’s time for floral dresses 💕 💐

No cause if we cant be sluts for each other, in my mind you slutting elsewhere. Real fuckers deserve real fuckers, and choosing otherwise will never end well because you gone find a mf to scratch that itch one way or another 😐

Why dont more people marry sluts? 🤔 bit.ly/43LiVnK



Everytime someone says “he’s coming on ___” I laugh because that probably made his ass do the QUICKEST U-turn 😭

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Also I think people forget that everybody ain’t normalizing going out to eat all the time. That extra $50-75 a week in groceries easily equates to $200 a week in sit down restaurants and food delivery.

Yall be forgetting this grocery discussion is not black & white. There’s a lot of factors, quality of meat, geographical location, toiletries & how often they’re replaced, if you’re cooking meals from scratch or buying tons of microwaveables. Too many variables.



Yall be forgetting this grocery discussion is not black & white. There’s a lot of factors, quality of meat, geographical location, toiletries & how often they’re replaced, if you’re cooking meals from scratch or buying tons of microwaveables. Too many variables.


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