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Elsita

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🇭🇳. ♋️. she/her. no idea what to do with my life.

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I know these are challenging times — and the Trump administration is trying to confuse the American people. That’s why it’s so important we speak plainly: Donald Trump is incompetent.


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I have a new champagne bottle. His name is @dan_bernstein #bernstein


Hey @duolingo can we get baby Duolingo (Duolingo ABC) for Chromebook? Because I have small kids I want to use it with and iPads are 💰💰💰


I know this guy on Greeny right now didn’t fuckin say that Chicago is “stealing” tavern pizza from MILWAUKEE. sir, I will fight you.


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imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu

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Getting practice camp tickets for the @ChicagoBears is like trying to get some dang Taylor Swift tickets. 😭😭😭 I miss the days of lining up outside of FYE or Carson’s to deal with Ticketmaster. I just wanna take my little boy & now you’re gonna have people selling them for 💰


Rearranging a room is so cathartic. Just gotta move my desk and chair into the next room and boom! Playroom nearly ready to go. 😎 I’ll figure out a mural or something later.


Nissan activities 😂 #OPLive


Not this girl in the group chat saying, “I’m on Wegovy, I can eat whatever I want.” I can’t wait till you shit your pants girlypop 🩷


I’ve got to finish this lil Father’s Day project. It’s weird trying to gift something to someone when they are your source of money lmao. But whatever, I’ll just craft things and bake some homemade danishes for him.


Hanna is so delulu 😂😂😂 #CiaoHouse


Keeping a toddler wrangled during a tornado warning is wild. Rain started here in Grandwood Park. Gotta keep listening to @MikeJanssenWX tho.


So I have been a bad White Sox fan and not really paid attention to what they’re doing. Mostly I was PISSED they just let Benetti go. SEEMS I WAS FUCKIN RIGHT TO CRY ABOUT THAT. This new dude is apparently messy af, on top of a shitshow of a season so far. 🙃🙃🙃


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