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I love being on the @LuckPlan. It's like 11th grade all over again. #Unprepared and I dont #Care
Quick--think of things you dont need. Did healthcare come to mind right away? No? Then you are not very wise.
If healthcare was a person I would ask them to politely leave me alone.
Just got to @LuckPlan offices late because I cant keep track of the dates and I thought it was a national holiday. #ThanksObama
For VDAY I will be eating heart-shaped donuts for dinner. And lunch.... And breakfast?
Someone please help me not spend this Valentines Day alone. Anyone? Anybody? HELLO?!?!??!
#VDayAdvice: If you havent planned Valentines Day yet--then you are stupid because it's tomorrow.
A doctor walks into a bar. I walk out. #I'llbehereallweek #doctorsarestupid #Idontlikeneedles
When we hear tales about the @LuckPlan changing people's lives it makes us feel gr8. Hopefully someday we'll hear just #one of those stories
FamousQuotesThursday: "The @LuckPlan is more impressive than any of my inventions"-Benjamin Franklin
Valentines Day is a holiday made up by healthcare companies to get you to buy more healthcare
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